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For Dan, Jake & Blake

Every hot take
is an opt-in.

You don't build a text list. You run the segments you already run, tell people to text in, and the list is what's left over.

Nobody sells anything. Nothing goes on the rate card. This is a perk you hand the fans, and it grows because the show is fun. That's the entire mechanism.

DZ
Dumb Zone Insider
57780 · Text STOP to opt out
00:00The OpenThe list builds itself

The fans do
the work.
On purpose.

You already end segments by asking the audience for something. Hot takes. Mail bag questions. Birthdays. Roasts. Right now, answering means going and finding a comment box. Change the answer to "text it in" and the exact same segment starts building an asset.

Step 1
You ask on air

"Big Thursday. Text your hot take to 57780. Best one gets read."

Step 2
They text in

Four hundred people fire off a take because they want to hear their name on the show.

Step 3
Every text is an opt-in

Four hundred numbers just joined the Insider Club. You never ran a signup campaign. You ran a segment.

Step 4
You read the funny ones

Free segment content. The show got better and the list got bigger in the same twelve minutes.

01

The audience is already trying to talk to you

Viewer Mail Bag. Hot takes. VM birthdays. Roasts. Pet photos. Every one of those is a listener who wants to participate and is currently jumping through a hoop to do it. A text is the shortest hoop that exists. You'll get more entries, and better ones.

02

Every text in is an opt-in. That's the growth engine.

This is the whole thing, so it's worth being blunt. You never run a "join our text list" campaign. You run trivia. You run a Cowboys confidence poll. You run "text WIN for Rangers tickets." You run Pick'em. People text in because they want the thing, and the list grows as a side effect.

A signup drive asks the fan for a favor. A segment gives the fan a reason. Only one of those scales.

03

It pays you in show before it pays you in money

Poll results read on Wednesday morning are free segment content. Trivia leaderboards. Pick'em standings. Fan of the Week. The funniest hot take of the day. The list feeds the show that feeds the list.

Nothing about that requires a sponsor, a rate card, or a sales call.

04

You can't build this list the week you need it

An asset like this takes a year of QR codes at remotes and a keyword read on air. Starting now costs almost nothing. Starting in 2028 costs you a year, and by then you'll want it for something specific and it won't be there.

05

And when you want it to make money, it will

Not today. Today it's a toy. But ten thousand DFW sports fans who chose to be there is the most valuable thing in your business after the show itself, and every option it opens later is a live-read-shaped sell, which is the only shape you want to make.

The honest part: texts cost money to send. One presenting sponsor covers the carrier bill from day one. "The Insider Club, presented by ___." One call, to a partner you already have. That's the only sales conversation this ever requires, and we'd rather say it now than surprise you in month four. The math is further down if you want to check it.

The ask Say a keyword on air. That's it. We handle the rest.
STOP
SET

You can get out here.

That's the pitch. If you're in, that's the whole decision, and there's nothing else you need to read. Say the word and we'll have the Insider Club live before your next remote.

Still reading? Good. Everything below this line is the deep dive. Every segment you could run, sixty things to give away, a sample month on the calendar, and exactly what it costs. The sponsorship material is dead last, and you can ignore it for a year.

18:30The PlaybookWhat actually gets sent↑ Top

Everything you
already do,
delivered on time.

A new distribution layer under the show you already make. Not a new show. Here's a real week.

Text-in
Hot take of the day. "Text it. Best one gets read." Every reply is a new member.
Text-in
Viewer Mail Bag. Stop making them find a form. Make the answer a text.
Text-in
VM birthdays. "Text us your birthday." Now it's automated, and it's a segment forever.
Text-in
Roasts, confessions, worst-boss stories. Reply to a prompt. The good ones make air, the rest make the list.
Daily
Episode drop. One line, one link, one clean tap.
Daily
Run sheet preview. A three-line tease of today's segments. The highest-value text you can send a daily listener.
Daily
Stream is live. Dragon Den, or the Gameday Men's Health studio at Fox 4. Insiders always know where you are.
Breaking
Emergency pod alert. Recording at 5, the list knows at 4:42. This is the whole argument in one text.
Bit
"Jake has been fired." Then the correction. Nobody has run this bit on SMS. That's exactly why you should.
Monday
The Jason Calendar. The week's locations, guests, and streams in one text. Pin-worthy.
Wednesday
BIZ WED heads-up. Today's topic plus the link. Reply with a question.
Friday
DeeZ Picks. The picks, the confidence, the shame. Delivered before anyone gets near a sportsbook.
Saturday
Weekly Wrap. The most-skipped episode, because people forget it exists. Not anymore.
Commerce
Merch and ticket drops. Insiders get a head start. Text the list, watch the sellout, then tell social about it.
Retention
Lapsed-sub win-back. A card expires and nobody notices for four months. A text catches it in four hours.
MMS
Behind the scenes. Blake asleep in the Broken Bow cabin. A bad selfie beats a good graphic every single time.
MMS
Exclusive clip. Twenty seconds that never made the show. Insiders only. This is what gets forwarded, and forwarding is free growth.
48:07The Vault60 things to give away↑ Top

A giveaway is
just a signup form
with a prize on it.

This is the fastest list-builder you have. "Text WIN for Rangers tickets" adds more members in ten minutes than a month of asking nicely. Run one a week and the club builds itself.

Mavs ticketsCowboys ticketsRangers ticketsStars ticketsFC Dallas ticketsWings ticketsSigned Aubrey ballStudio visitGuest host for a dayGolf outing with DanConcert ticketsFree merch dropNo Puppet hatLimited-run shirtMystery box Mavs ticketsCowboys ticketsRangers ticketsStars ticketsFC Dallas ticketsWings ticketsSigned Aubrey ballStudio visitGuest host for a dayGolf outing with DanConcert ticketsFree merch dropNo Puppet hatLimited-run shirtMystery box
Sports card breakSponsor gift cardsMeet and greetVIP livestream accessPrivate Q&AFantasy league entryCane Rosso for a yearFour Corners tabBroken Bow cabin weekendGSE VIP tableRoad trip ride-alongFree year of SubstackName a segmentCustom voicemail from JakeSigned run sheetBar tab at the remote Sports card breakSponsor gift cardsMeet and greetVIP livestream accessPrivate Q&AFantasy league entryCane Rosso for a yearFour Corners tabBroken Bow cabin weekendGSE VIP tableRoad trip ride-alongFree year of SubstackName a segmentCustom voicemail from JakeSigned run sheetBar tab at the remote
Playoff ticketsSeason ticketsSuper Bowl squaresMarch Madness pool prizeDraft party inviteTailgate packageGrill giveawayYeti coolerJersey of your choiceFramed photo from the showPodcast mic setupDinner with BlakeWear the headphonesPick the trivia questionRead the sponsor spot Playoff ticketsSeason ticketsSuper Bowl squaresMarch Madness pool prizeDraft party inviteTailgate packageGrill giveawayYeti coolerJersey of your choiceFramed photo from the showPodcast mic setupDinner with BlakeWear the headphonesPick the trivia questionRead the sponsor spot

Most of those cost a partner money instead of you. The two that don't, guest host for a day and wear the headphones, are the two people will lose their minds over. Access is the only prize that can't be bought.

1:02:44MMS & RemotesPictures and places↑ Top

MMS: the part everyone forgets

SMS is a headline. MMS is a moment. An image on a lock screen gets screenshotted and forwarded, and a forwarded text is the only truly free growth channel left.

Meme of the dayHost selfiesStudio photosBreaking news graphicsMerch previewsCountdown graphicsGame-day scorecardsPhone wallpapersLeaderboard graphicsPhotos from the roadBlake, asleep

Live events are the best signup night you'll ever have

The Generic Summer Event, the Dragon Den remotes, Cane Rosso, Broken Bow, the road shows. A room full of your best fans, all holding phones.

QR code at the doorText HERE to check inInstant on-site giveawaysLive poll on the big screenDoors-open alertsInsider presale windowsMerch table flash sale"We're moving to the patio"Post-event photo blastNext-event presale, same night

Best signup moment on earth: a QR code at the GSE bar that says "text to win the bar tab." A thousand numbers in one night, and a partner pays for the tab.

1:19:30The ClubCommunity, not a mailing list↑ Top

Call it a list and
it dies. Call it a
club and it grows.

Positioning matters more than the tech. Nobody joins a "text list." Everybody joins a club with a name, a number, and a bit.

Tier 1 · Free

Insider

Episode alerts, breaking news, polls, trivia, giveaways. Free forever. This is where everybody lands the first time they text in.

Tier 2 · Paid

Insider VIP

Auto-enrolled for every Substack and Patreon subscriber. Bonus clips, presale windows, the Quarterly Business Review reminder. Costs them nothing and makes the sub worth more.

Tier 3 · Founding

Founding Member

The first 500 numbers on the list. Permanent badge, permanent bragging rights, first crack at every giveaway. Costs you nothing and will be the most fought-over thing you've ever offered.

Ritual
Birthday texts. You already do VM birthdays on air. A listener who gets a birthday text from The Dumb Zone tells everyone they know.
Milestone
"We just hit 10,000 Insiders." The 10,000th person wins Cowboys tickets. The list celebrates itself into growth.
Status
Fan of the Week. Chosen from replies, named on air, sent a hat. The cheapest loyalty program ever built.
Local
ZIP-based meetups. "Fort Worth Insiders: we're at a bar Thursday." No other channel lets you organize the audience geographically.
1:34:00The Run SheetOne month, for real↑ Top

A sample month.
October.

Four texts a week baseline, more when news breaks. The text-in days are the ones that grow the list. Everything else earns its place.

WeekMonTueWedThuFriSat / Sun
Week 1 Jason CalendarLocations, guests, streams. Trivia TuesdayCowboys history. Reply to answer.Text-in · grows the list BIZ WEDTopic + link. Reply with a question.Text-in · grows the list Hot take Thursday"Text it. Best one gets read."Text-in · grows the list DeeZ PicksPlus the Pick'em standings. Game day + Weekly WrapConfidence poll Sunday. Wrap alert Saturday.
Week 2 Merch dropNew No Puppet hat. Insiders 2 hours early. PollMavs season over/under.Text-in · grows the list MMS: studio photoFrom the Fox 4 Gameday Men's Health studio. Emergency pod alertBecause something will happen. It always does. Guest announcementBig name Monday. Insiders hear first. RemoteLive from Cane Rosso. Text HERE to check in.Text-in · grows the list
Week 3 Jason CalendarPlus a win-back to the lapsed list. Giveaway"Text WIN for Stars tickets."Text-in · biggest growth day BIZ WEDPlus a poll. Results read Thursday.Text-in · grows the list The bit"Jake has been fired." Then the correction. Weekend recOne bar, one taco, one thing to watch. Game day MMSScorecard graphic at halftime.
Week 4 Milestone10,000th Insider wins Cowboys tickets. Exclusive audioTwenty seconds that never made the show. VIP onlyQuarterly Business Review reminder. Fan of the WeekChosen from replies. Named on air.Text-in · grows the list Roast the hosts"Text your best one. We'll read the worst."Text-in · grows the list PresaleNext live event. Insiders get 24 hours.

Nine text-in days in a month. Nothing above requires a single new piece of content. It's all show you're already making.

1:47:12The MoneyMove the sliders. Be skeptical.↑ Top

What it costs.
Argue with it.

Texts cost money to send. That's the one honest catch, so here it is with the math showing. One presenting sponsor covers it. Move the sliders and check us.

Insiders on the list8,000
Nine text-in days a month, plus giveaways and QR codes at every remote. 8,000 inside a year is conservative.
Texts / member / month16
About four a week. Enough to matter, not enough to get muted.
Presenting sponsor, per month$1,600
"The Insider Club, presented by ___." One call, to a partner you already have. Drag it to zero if you want to see the naked cost.
Carrier + platform cost / yr$0
Presenting sponsor covers$0
Net cost to the show$0
 
Carrier cost is blended SMS/MMS at roughly $0.012 per message. That's the actual cost of goods and the reason nobody else shows you this line. The 7MG fee scales with volume and is folded into the number above at a working estimate. When you're ready to sign something, we quote you a real one.
Not counted

The subs you stop losing

You're a subscription business. At 8,000 Insiders, catching even a handful of expired cards a month with a win-back text pays for the carrier bill by itself.

Not counted

Merch and ticket lift

An Insider-first head start on a hat drop or a GSE presale. Costs nothing to send, and it moves units.

Not counted

Everything on the next screen

Sponsored polls, coupons, giveaways, geo-targeted offers. All of it is available whenever you feel like it, and none of it is the ask today.

2:01:33SetupHow hard is this, really↑ Top

You talk.
We do the rest.

7 Media Group has run SMS programs since 2009. We currently power text clubs for roughly 300 Harley-Davidson dealerships on a short code we own. Compliance, carrier approvals, opt-in language, HELP and STOP, quiet hours, throughput. That's our job, it's boring, and that's the point.

Your job is to be funny at 11:30. Ours is to make sure the funny arrives.

1

Pick a keyword

Text DUMBZONE to 57780. It runs on our existing short code, so there's no six-week carrier wait.

2

Say it on air

End a segment with it. "Text your hot take to 57780." That's the growth plan, and it's also just a segment.

3

Put a QR code at every remote

The Dragon Den. Cane Rosso. The GSE. A room full of your best fans, all holding phones.

4

We run the calendar

7MG drafts the month's sends. You approve or rewrite in five minutes. Blake can fire anything ad hoc from his phone.

5

You get the numbers

Growth, replies, redemptions, opt-outs. One page. Useful the day you decide to do something with it.

2:44:00For LaterIgnore this for a year if you want↑ Top

None of this
is the ask.
It's just there.

When the list is big and you feel like turning the dial, here's what's sitting on the shelf. Every one of these is a live-read-shaped sell to a partner you already have. Not a new product category, and not a new pitch.

Presenting

The Insider Club, presented by

The one that pays the carrier bill. Their name in the welcome text every new member ever gets.

Attribution

A code inside the read you already sell

"Text WINDOW to 57780 for a free quote." Now the live read has a number attached to it. You don't have trouble selling reads. You have trouble proving them.

Segment

Sponsored trivia & polls

The segment runs anyway. Now it carries a logo, and the sponsor pays for the reply data.

Offer

Coupon delivery

A restaurant sends $10 off on a Friday afternoon and watches the redemptions come in that night.

Offer

Geo-targeted drops

Only text Insiders within 10 miles. A Fort Worth sponsor stops paying to reach Plano.

Contest

Sponsored giveaway

"Text WIN for Rangers tickets, courtesy of ___." Sponsor gets the leads, you get the growth, listener gets the seats.

Local

The small-budget tier

Bars, gyms, taco shops. Budgets too small for a read, perfect for a Tuesday text. Customers you currently turn away.

Premium

Subscriber-only sponsor

A category exclusive that only reaches VIPs. Smaller list, wealthier audience, higher rate.

Compliance note: gambling and alcohol messaging is allowed on a short code, but the rules are strict and carrier-enforced. 7MG handles the approvals, age-gating, and disclosures. We don't guess at this. We get it approved.

2:59:59 · Closing Remarks

Say the number
on the air.

That's the whole job. Ask for a hot take, run a trivia question, give away some Rangers tickets. The fans text in because the show is fun, and the list builds itself while you're busy being funny.

7 Media Group builds it, runs it, keeps it compliant, and hands you the numbers. Somewhere down the road it turns into money. Today it's just a better show.

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